Have breakfast with Jesus every morning! In the past you’ve had see him with eyes of faith. Now you can seem him right on the toast! It’s the Jesus Toaster! Just $31.95 plus shipping and handling.
No Christmas is complete without this fine new toaster.
Was not Jesus born in Bethlehem which means “House of Bread!?”
So celebrate Christmas all year long!
Did Jesus not leave his face on Veronica’s veil? Now you can see his face and eat it too!
With the Jesus toaster you just never know where Jesus will pop up!
Legal disclaimer: this toaster does not convey true presence and the bread coming forth from it is not to be adored. Do not try true presence at home which leads to idolatry. True presence is brought about only by trained priests in the careful conditions of the Catholic Mass.
Blogger Disclaimer – No disrespect is hereby intended in this post. But sometimes things are in such bad taste that the absurdity is best illustrated by being absurd, as I have been here.
Here is the CNN report: